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You’re coming along with your 200-card mono-black deck, your friend’s 200-card mono-green deck is starting to lose some matches. You just need to pimp up your deck a bit more. I suggest adding some real-world flavour text to back up your attacks.
You and your friend have been playing Magic for awhile, and he keeps kicking your ass with his 200-card mono-green deck. You can’t beat that kind of quality deck with card strength alone; you’re going to need to attack him mentally. I suggest using some freaky looking black cards, look at this Ashen Ghoul.
Some fifteen years ago, a collectable card game called Magic: The Gathering was created, a game which would inspire nerds everywhere to construct 200-card mono-green decks. In the early days of Magic, mistakes were made, and some cards were made too powerful.
You’ve been working hard on this 200-card semi-mono-green deck, but now you’re starting to think that it’s getting a little too far from its roots. There are too many non-green cards, and certainly too many non-creature cards. You need to enhance it with a tribal theme, but first you’ll have to pick a tribe. Elves [...]
A vital part of Magic: the Gathering is feeling better than your opponents by using good cards and then acting smug about it. You really want to include a card in your 200-card semi-mono-green deck that will be a real cock-slap to your opponents. First, you’ll have to include a few Islands in your deck, [...]
Well you’ve decided to splash for black in your 200-card no-longer-mono-green Magic deck so that you can cheat some wild stuff into play with Zombify.
So you’ve gotten bored of the six copies of Grizzly Bears you’ve been playing in your 200-card mono-green Magic deck, and you want to know what to replace them with.
Dear Kevin Smith,
You play Silent Bob, who is said to be the character of Jay’s “hetero life-mate.” Well Kevin, you are my hetero film director hero. Long have I marveled at your ability to make Clerks, perhaps one of the best movies ever, on such a tiny budget. I have enjoyed all of your movies [...]
Dear Alexis Bledel,
Oh Alexis, first I became most addicted to your show Gilmore girls, and then I saw you in the vastly awesome Sin City. As if all that wasn’t enough, I recently discovered that you even have a bit part in my all time second favourite movie, Rushmore.