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Summer ‘09 To-Do List: Week 7

I’m now on week seven of my Summer ‘09 To-Do List. Here’s the weekly update.

Currently Pursuing:
7. wake up so early that I can run with impunity
11. get in good enough shape to fuck with impunity
14. make more money than God and then become God
35. run a weekly blog update about this list
37. don’t be lazy
38. don’t be gross
64. expand the Shufflingdead empire
77. have Shufflingdead updated three times a week

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The Conduit Review

Overview
Gamers are some of the whiniest people you will ever meet. Actually, I mean to say that gamers are some of the whiniest people you will ever encounter on the internet. It’s unlikely that you’ll ever meet one, since, well, gamers don’t leave their homes. I know, because I’m a gamer, and sometimes I forget what the sky looks like. Gamer whine when a sequel gets made to their favourite game and, as such, tarnishes that original in some imagined way. Gamers whine when a sequel to their favourite game is never made, because then they can’t give away as much of their otherwise useless disposable income.

Gamers whine when a new game isn’t coming to their favourite console, and they really whine when a game is coming to their most hated console. For the gaming community of 2009, no console is more hated than the Wii. You see, the Wii continues to sell incredibly well, and bring new (scary) people to gaming, an industry which, much like its most loyal customers, is in need of a shower and a bit of physical exertion.

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The Dungeon: Episode 3

The New Car

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Summer ‘09 To-Do List: Week 6

I’m now on week six of my Summer ‘09 To-Do List. Here’s the weekly update.

Currently Pursuing:
7. wake up so early that I can run with impunity
11. get in good enough shape to fuck with impunity
33. keep my pubes shaven
35. run a weekly blog update about this list
37. don’t be lazy
38. don’t be gross
64. expand the Shufflingdead empire
77. have Shufflingdead updated three times a week

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The Hyper-Omega-Giga-Gantrithor Forums Rules Megalopolis

I. The Usual

Part 1: If you break one of these rules you’re probably going to get banned:
1. Don’t post copyrighted material or give people instructions on how to illegally access copyrighted material. This includes mp3s, porn, ROMs, etc.
2. If you’re going to post an image, sound clip, or video that is offensive, pornographic, or disgusting, do so only as a link, and make sure you label it clearly as “NSFW” or something. In other words, don’t post anything that is going to get a person strange looks or fired just for browsing the forums.
3. Do not make any non-sarcastic threats against anyone, especially other members of the forums.
4. Don’t post other people’s personal information, including address, phone number, email address, or other contact information without their consent.
5. Don’t post ads. Yes, you can pimp your LiveJournal or latest artistic endeavor, just make sure you’re a real person first, and that you’re here for a reason other than to make money.

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