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I Just Solved the Obesity Crisis. Thanks, Ubisoft.

December 3, 2011 Games No Comments
Assassin's Creed

Image: Assassin's Creed. Ubisoft.

I’ve been playing Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood in preparation for Revelations, and I had a rather interesting thought during my playthrough. There are only about three people in the entire world of the game that appear even the least bit overweight. Oh sure, you could blame this on the starving peasant class of the Middle Age setting of the game, but I’m not so sure that’s the reason.

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Games in Review #6 – Final Fantasy XIII

February 1, 2011 Games 1 Comment

Image: Final Fantasy XIII box art. Square Enix.

Welcome back to Games in Review! Today we’ll be reviewing Final Fantasy XIII for the Xbox360. It is also available on the PlayStation 3.

Story

The game starts out in a world called Cocoon, a pinnacle of civilization when compared to the lawless, monster-infested boogeyman world of Pulse. The citizenry of Cocoon wet their pants at the mere mention of a Pulse invasion. Apparently there was a huge war way back. Whatever.

The story begins with a mass deportation being enforced on anyone from Cocoon who came anywhere near a Pulse Fal’Cie (really powerful magical bastards). The heroes of the game are suitably pissed, as most are on that list, so they eventually join up in a resistance against the Sanctum (Cocoon’s government).

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The Legend of Zelda’s 10 Greatest Boss Battles: Part 2

January 5, 2011 Games No Comments

Image: Ocarina of Time. Nintendo.

I’m counting down the greatest boss battles in Legend of Zelda history. Click here to view part 1.
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The Legend of Zelda’s 10 Greatest Boss Battles: Part 1

January 4, 2011 Games 1 Comment

Image: Copyright Nintendo.

The Legend of Zelda. It’s the greatest game franchise in history. It’s games are, well, legend, and so are its boss battles. This list is my attempt at ranking the greatest, that is to say, the most fun, the most epic, and the most memorable, boss battles in Zelda history. Click here to view part 2 of this article.
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SpikeTV Video Game Awards 2010 Live Blog – Over and Done

December 11, 2010 Games 1 Comment

Hit the jump for the what was the live blog coverage. Relive the pain.

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