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Each year at my birthday, known as The Brannigan, I perform a special speech and song. These are the speech and song from Brannigan 2007.
Speech:
I’d just like to thank everyone for coming to Brannigan 2007. It’s time now for the annual speech and song. As many of you know, this has been the year of [...]
I wrote this article several weeks ago. It’s barely relevant now, but it does express my true hatred for Sarah Palin.
For the past eight years, Republicans working through their attack machine of conservative talk-radio hosts, Fox News, 527 groups, and Republican talking-head TV panelists have been able to control political discourse. They find the [...]
I wrote this article several months ago. It likely no longer makes any sense. Then again, Rick Astley could still be voted best act ever.
The internet has always been a butcher shop for the English language, but it seems to be getting worse. The problem is that while misspellings, misuse, bad grammar, and intentional, [...]
Lately I’ve seen a lot of companies taking their games-in-development and as-yet unreleased games off of the PC shelf, and firmly slotting them into the console marketplace.
No ports. No release 6 months later with no mouse support, and lackluster presentation for full price.
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