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Shameful Human of the Week: Steve Jobs

May 13, 2010 Shameful Human 2 Comments

We’ve been making good fun of Steve Jobs for awhile now, and since the rest of the internet has finally caught up and realized that Dr. Turtleneck is one power-drunk bastard, I thought it was about time to crown Mr. Jobs Shameful Human of the Week.

Let’s review. Jobs doesn’t care that you want porn on your iPhone, and sarcasticly suggests you get an Android for that. Jobs dares lead his company against Nintendo. Jobs can’t take bland jokes about his products from Ellen. Jobs has some kind of insane grudge against Flash and won’t let you use it on his portable products. If you get your hands on an unreleased Apple product, somebody at Apple will see to it police raid your house. Oh yeah, and Apple employees can’t talk to other Apple employees about upcoming products. Even when that other employee co-founded the company and did all the work.

Did I mention that iPods come with painful-as-fuck ear buds that Jobs tries to up-sell you replacements of? Or that nobody needs any of the overpriced iPhones or iPads the company produces?

Steve Jobs is a truly Shameful guy. And if you want to know more, check out his life’s story of controlling nuttery in the movie they made about him.


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