Question of the Week: Console or PC Gaming?

In the world of the Nerd, you may have come into contact with one of those ‘PC Gamers’. They are typically a reclusive sort, prone to spend long hours hunched over a computer clicking frantically in a desperate attempt to make up for repressed and unresolved sexual issues. These lost souls will vehemently claim that any game is better with a mouse and keyboard than a controller, and arrogantly scoff at those who lean more towards a console controller.
So Shufflingdead readers, tell me, who has it right? Should Console Gamers hold up their controllers with righteous zeal, or should they be cowed by the nay-saying hermits of PC Gaming?

PC for graphic justice and keyboards.
PC gaming has a profound flaw, which is that no matter how comfortable a chair you use, it still feels like you’re leaning in to do work. I like console gaming because I can chill on the couch.
Console for the chill factor and ease of play, and that on most consoles, fewer instances of crashing. I’m looking at you, Microsoft.
PC, for the mouse and also the keyboard.
two very good points, merrGe.