Question of the Week: Bowser vs. Donkey Kong
Over the years, Nintendo has repeatedly set Donkey Kong and Bowser up as rivals and equals. Both race the same in Mario Kart, play the same in Mario Tennis, and are clearly both capable of kidnapping the same princess. Nintendo has pitted these two titans against each other again and again, and each time the result is a mirror-image staring match.
So lets throw these two into a no-items, three-stock, winner takes all grudge match in Hyrule Temple and let history decide once and for all. Who Would Win in a Fight Between Bowser and Donkey Kong?
DK all the way, by the way.
Bowser!
King Kong beat Godzilla, so I’m going to go with Donkey Kong.
bowser would win king kong only beat godzilla because they gave him a new power he didnt have before he lucked out and got a power boost from lightning before that godzilla whooped his ass
and turtles have bigger penises than gorillas so bowser wins
Using the mega power that is deduction. as much as i hate to admit it, its gotta be Bowser, right!?
bowsers got the whole ”fire spitting, super spinny spikey shell” thing goin on for f*** sake!
all DKs got is climbin skill n the ”mediocre barrel throwin technique”!!
shame really because if my way was the right way (AND IT SHOULD BE), DK would rip off Bowsers shell and use it as a bowl for some of Bubba Kongs famous ” Koopa King Banana Split”!!!!!
WOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOP!!!