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Planet of the Week: Venus

September 11, 2006 Planet 2 Comments

Venus is named for the Roman goddess of love, a name I find particularly fitting. You see, Venus’ atmosphere is a toxic doom of carbon dioxide, resulting in deadly hot surface temperatures. Pictured above, Venus can be seen holding in its toxic shame of womanhood.

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  1. bree says:

    Well that picture is hot xD

  2. Julio says:

    I don’t think I would like to see your artistic depiction of Uranus.

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