Open Letter of the Week: William Shatner

Dear William Shatner,

Bill Shatner, you’re the goddamn man. It was just this Christmas that I laid my hands and ears upon your brand new CD, Has Been. It’s actually the first CD I have ever owned. I think it’s a remarkable product, your cover of the song “Common People” makes me jump up and down in a movement vaguely resembling dancing, I usually sing along while doing so also.

It’s not just the CD though, Will, you are on TV a good ten times a day. If it’s not a rerun of an old Star Trek episodes or a movie, then it’s an award show or an ad for Priceline, All-Bran or some other company. Actually, on the topic of All-Bran, I have to heartily thank you for making me aware of this product. I eat a bowl every day, and seeing you staring up at me from the box as I pass it by makes me remember “eat your bran, fuck face!” My all time favourite of your TV endeavors is that Star Trek episode of Futurama. Man, that shit is great.

Willy, would you be interested in being interviewed by shufflingdead.com?

Thank You Billiam,
Newbs