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Open Letter of the Week: Christina Hendricks

September 8, 2009 Open Letter 3 Comments

Dear Christina Hendricks,

I’m worried about the direction of these Letters of the Week; they seem a little focused on the physical attractiveness of female celebrities. It’s just that whenever I go to find a picture of my latest letter target, I feel so overwhelmed by the hotness of my addressee that I am unable to resist.

Look, let’s just get through with this please. You’re a busty redhead, that’s the ultimate, the combo that kills. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’ll try to contain myself.

I just want you to know that while I may watch Mad Men eventually, I don’t right now. I’m a fan because of your work in Firefly, portraying the character Saffron. In the episode “Our Mrs. Reynolds,” your character pretends to be what one episode description calls “a nubile, willing redhead” (source), and I would add, subservient. Yes, she’s really a con artist, but I’m comfortable with forgetting about that part and just fantasizing about the other.

Again, I must apologize, I feel myself getting a little distracted by your rack… I mean your talent.

Not thinking about your cleavage,
Newbs

Image: Adapted from Christina Hendricks @ the Serenity Premiere by RavenU under a CC-BY license.


Currently there are "3 comments" on this Article:

  1. [...] Open Letter of the Week: Christina Hendricks About the Author [...]

  2. [...] Hendricks also wrote A Letter to Men for the issue, in which she let me know that it’s never going to happen between us. Unfortunately, she feels “The men who constantly stare at our breasts are never the men we’re attracted to.” At least she finally got back to me. [...]

  3. Haha, hilarious. You’re right about her being the double trouble combo though. Red hair + big boobs = fjghfdjghsdjfhgj

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