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Open Letter of the Week: Alexis Bledel



Dear Alexis Bledel,

Oh Alexis, first I became most addicted to your show Gilmore girls, and then I saw you in the vastly awesome Sin City. As if all that wasn’t enough, I recently discovered that you even have a bit part in my all time second favourite movie, Rushmore.

Of course it’s only partly your work that makes you so hot; it’s mostly that shy voice and sweet sweet body of yours. Since Evanescence’s Amy Lee never responded to my request to wear glasses and let me cum on her face, I must ask of you a similar favour. I saw in a quick little amateur porn clip a while ago a guy railing this chick from behind and while doing so, she kind of gets up and raps her arms around his neck, bending her back in a pretty miraculous fashion. I was just curious if you might like to try such an exercise with me?

Yours Truly,
Newbs

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