September 29th, 2008 by You’re coming along with your 200-card mono-black deck, your friend’s 200-card mono-green deck is starting to lose some matches. You just need to pimp up your deck a bit more. I suggest adding some real-world flavour text to back up your attacks.
Okay, well, that’s a solid quote, but it’s white, and you’re building a black deck.
That’s an even better quote. Shakespeare’s a cool guy and all, but this still isn’t a black card.
Well, some crazy unclean boars do sound dangerous, but these are green.
Now that’s pimp! Black card, rats, and a Bram Stoker quote! Can anything possibly top this?
Whoa… whoa. This. This is the card you need. A quote from the greatest long poem of all time? On some zombies? Amazing.
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