Magic Card of the Week: Muraganda Petroglyphs

Imagine the following scenario: you’re playing the magical cards with one of your jerk friends who thinks he’s so great just because he’s slamming together a bunch of artifacts and blue cards into some kind of whimsical mystical mega-combo. As the game progresses, you find yourself falling further and further behind as he piles up his labia-esque merfolk into a grand army and all you’ve got is a rag-tag bunch of Grizzly Bears. Suddenly, you windmill down a Muraganda Petroglyphs and your fortunes reverse!

Now your previously questionable 2/2s are an unstoppable wrecking crew of 4/4s that can easily tear through his sad little fish people! You, with the help of your friends, the highly honourable Grizzly Bears, ultimately win the game.