Magic Card of the Week: Krosan Colossus

You’ve been working hard on this 200-card semi-mono-green deck, but now you’re starting to think that it’s getting a little too far from its roots. There are too many non-green cards, and certainly too many non-creature cards. You need to enhance it with a tribal theme, but first you’ll have to pick a tribe. Elves are popular, but fairly androgynous, not unlike the people who play them.

Centaurs are a little better, but they’re half human/half animal. Bestiality is a constant in their lives, not unlike the people who play them, either.

Wurms are a hell of a lot better than Elves and Centaurs. Still, I’m thinking there’s something better out there.

Beasts. There it is, nothing more green, nothing more furious, nothing greater than beasts.

Especially this one, Krosan Colossus, the greatest beast. That’s the sort of beast-iality I can get behind.