Magic Card of the Week: Ad Nauseum

You and your friend have been playing Magic for awhile, and he keeps kicking your ass with his 200-card mono-green deck. You can’t beat that kind of quality deck with card strength alone; you’re going to need to attack him mentally. I suggest using some freaky looking black cards, look at this Ashen Ghoul.

That guy’s pretty freaky looking, but Gangrenous Zombies is way more gruesome. The guy in front has his gangrenous guts hanging out!

Let’s see just how grotesque we can get.

Okay, that might be a bit absurd. I was thinking something more than ugly, something so traumatizing that you actually feel the pain of what’s being depicted.

Yeah, that’s about right.