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September 9, 2006 Character Profile No Comments

For my first ever Game Character Q&A of the Week I will be joined by Long-job Tetris Block.

Q: Can I call you Long-job?
A: That’s what the ladies call me.

Q: You are probably the key piece in making Tetris such a satisfying game, care to comment?
A: The ladies tell me I’m pretty satisfying too.

Q: Don’t you ever talk about anything besides sex?
A: I penetrate man, that’s what I do.

Q: Alright, fine, let’s talk about sex. How many chicks do you bang in, say, a month?
A: A month? Goddamn, hundreds. It’s easy to rack up points because I always do four at once.

Q: Ever give somebody an STD?
A: Probably, but she would have never found out. I always kill my women after I fuck them.


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