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Image: Star Wars Episode III poster. Copyright Lucasfilm.
No deep questions this week, no invasive questioning, and no bet placing on Newbs’s competitive performances. Just a quick, gut-check answer to a question debated by nerds everywhere.
Give me your answer. Which is the Best Star War Movie?
Image: Adapted from Natalie Portman by Josh Jensen under a CC-BY-SA license.
Dear Natalie Portman,
First off, you’re fucking Queen Amidala. Do you even realize how awesome that is? Queen “I gave birth to Darth Vader’s children” Amidala. Queen “I’m friends with Jar Jar Binks” Amidala. Queen “I fall for pick up lines involving sand” Amidala.
I was really hoping you could say something insulting about George Lucas, just between us. That would be hilarious. What’s in his neck pouch?
I frequently discuss on my website how terrible your fake English accent is, I hope you don’t mind. It was bad enough in V for Vendetta, but at least that was a watchable movie. On the other Bantha foot, The Other Boleyn Girl was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, and it was just as bad there. Please, just stop.
I previously asked Scarlett Johansson to pass the message regarding your accent on to you, but you’ve got Your Highness coming out, so I don’t think you got it. Since it’s a comedy, maybe it’s part of the joke though.
Do you ever look at Photoshopped pictures of yourself on the internet? Yeah, I don’t recommend doing that.
I don’t like sand,
Newbs
Image: Adapted from George Lucas cropped 2009 by LeeGer under a CC-BY-SA license.
I reported a couple days ago that Gorgeous George Lucas believes in the 2012 end-of-the-world. My source was the excitable comedian Seth Rogen, and it turns out it would have been wise to take his claims with a grain of space-salt.
George “I Ruin My Own Movies” Lucas was kidding. Wired.com was able to speak with a representative of Lucasfilm who confirmed the filmmaker was “not serious.”
As evidence of this sense of humour, the spokesperson did claim:
…but he is an adamant believer that the world is flat, that Stonehenge was built by aliens, and that the sun revolves around the Earth… These are among the many subjects he commonly discusses at length with Elvis, who he’s going to digitally insert into Indy 5 along with a roster of famous dead actors.
Oh Lucas, you old kidder. Now come on, where are you hiding the real prequels? You know, the good ones?
Image: Adapted from George Lucas cropped 2009 by LeeGer under a CC-BY-SA license.
Seth Rogen has revealed yet another major alarming flaw in the mind of George Lucas. Rogen recently had a chance to meet with Steven Spielberg and Lucas, which somehow led to a 25 minute actually-serious tirade by Lucas on the predicted end of the world in 2012. You know, that thing where the Mayan calendars sync up and the world explodes or something.
He thinks it. He’s going on about the tectonic plates and all the time Spielberg is, like, rolling his eyes…
Rogen went on to ask the Star Wars mastermind for a seat on the getaway spaceship he suspected Lucas of owning, but Lucas denied the existence of such a thing. Hint: check his neck pouch.
Source: /Film
Image: Star Wars Episode III poster. Copyright Lucasfilm.
Internet gods Red Letter Media and their star Mr. Plinkett, have finally come out with their review of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.
You can see the entire 2 hour affair here. It’s bound to be a better use of your time than anything else on the internet (seriously).
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