What? Pokémon are evolving into sexy ladies!

Image: Nintend/Comics Alliance

The post-re-post blog-o-”sphere” has churned up a spectacular 493-drawing strong image of every Pokémon re-imagined as a sexy anime lady. Let’s all amuse ourselves by staring at it. This isn’t a furry thing, right?

This being the internet, the original source has already been lost and I cannot credit the creative genius behind this masterwork of 21st-century pop culture fetishism.

What I can tell you, however, is that Comics Alliance has already helpfully placed Miltank and her human counterpart side-by-side (see above), so my work as fetish pointer/laugher/admirer is already done.

Jewel’s pregnancy inspires lechery

Image: Adapted from Solo Acoustic by jenniferlstoddart under a CC-BY license.

Jewel has no thematic link with ShufflingDead whatsoever, except breasts, I guess. That’s why I wrote her an open letter six years ago, and why I’m about to write a news story about her, anyway.

The folk singer is pregnant. Now, you might think that would upset me, especially since it’s with her pro-rodeo husband, Ty Murray. Believe me, it does, but there are upsides to this news as well.

As CNN commenter afactchecker notes, “Looks like her b00bies will finally plump up. Oh wait….” Aww yeah.

Source: CNN

Japanese up-skirt espionage agent arrested

Image: Adapted from Crazy kitten upstairs by eva101 under a CC-BY license.

45 year-old Yuji Maekawa has been arrested after taking up-skirt videos of a couple store clerks using a camera designed to look like a car starter.

That’s not even the incredible part. Police also found cameras hidden in a pen, a watch, and a lighter in the man’s home. This guy was some kind of up-skirt spy who managed to score over 1000 videos in the course of his career.

What makes filming the underwear of women an alluring prospect remains a mystery to me. Can’t you just stare at their asses and/or look at porn? I guess there’s an extra thrill in nabbing the shots. It’s like Pokémon Snap for dirty old men.

Source: Japanator

“So many women” hit on Christina Hendricks

Actress Christina Hendricks, whose breasts I would like to nominate as “legendary,” finds that even other women are trying to run the pick up on her. In a soon-to-be-published interview with Harper’s Bazaar, Hendricks explains “Women hit on me. My husband thinks it’s so odd that so many women hit on me.” So far, no word on threesomes or sloppy lesbian antics as a result of these events. Christina also claims gay men say things like “Well, I’m not straight, but if I was…”

The Mad Men and Firefly rack-spectacular is gaining ever greater popularity it seems, with her interviews and images making the internet rounds on a regular basis.

The popularity of Christina’s body has its limits, however. CNN commenter godfrey complains: “I honestly have to say, she’s not that attractive to me. Perhaps when she’s 50 or older. I’m not attracted to anyone remotely close to my age…..which is why I married someone 17 years older than me.” That’s nice for godfrey, it sounds like he’s a very happy man. Personally, I’m a little more open minded about the age of the ladies I lech on.

Source: CNN
Image: Adapted from Christina Hendricks @ the Serenity Premiere by RavenU under a CC-BY license.

Zombies. Tits. Japan.

We’ve finally reached the zenith of human culture folks. The trailer above is for Big Tits Zombie 3D, a Japanese film that was released there May 15. This trailer is to hype its UK release sometime this fall.

Zombies, big tits, and Japan. My own personal holy trinity put to film.

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