Keira Knightley is single; world rejoices

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Keira Knightley and her five-years-too-long boyfriend Rupert Friend called it quits sometime over the holidays.
Sources say something about strain on the relationship as a result of paparazzi photographing them made Friend more and more uncomfortable. Isn’t he an actor too?
Anyway, the good news is that this gives DMUSER the opening he has been waiting for to get back together with the Pirates of the Caribbean hottie, who he dated briefly in our SDGR videos. It also gives me the chance to jeopardize our friendship by stealing his hot girlfriend.
Taking this in light of Scarlett Johansson’s recent return to the realm of single, ShufflingDead’s staff’s time spent drooling over single celebrities is expected to multiply by twelve.
Source: SF Examiner





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