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TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE TRAILER UNLEASHED

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Yesterday saw the release of the trailer of the trailer for the next Twilight movie, called Eclipse, and man, were people excited about that. Well, now we can all enjoy the full trailer, available above.

Highlights: overly dramatic dialogue, dreary locations, Robert Pattinson constantly looking like he’s going to throw up, albinos, “I’m in love with you and I want you to pick me instead of him,” and total incomprehensibility for anyone who hasn’t seen the other movies or read the books.

Have teenage girls and other Twi-hards scream constantly while you suffer through this cultural abortion June 30, 2010.

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