March 13th, 2010 by 
Vulva Original is the name of a new vag-smelling cologne developed by German company Vivaeros. The cologne will presumably help men looking to attract straight guys and lesbians, a currently under-served portion of the perfume market. The new scent is based on a concoction of “urine, sweat, and female arousal.” Hot.
In related news, someone named Ke$ha, a supposed pop singer, has announced that she wears her own placenta as a necklace. The digitally-reliant semi-singer explains:
I’m into energy. I recently went to see a past-life regressionist, who is also a psychic. I wear my placenta around my neck every day, because it’s supposed to give you second sight. I feel like I’ve had many lifetimes before.
Strange as all of that may seem, I think the truly concerning part here is that this girl has her own placenta. Did her parents save it for later or something? Where was it kept during her childhood? In a special box marked “open when you’re ready to experience second sight”?
Sources: Vice Magazine (NSFW), Perez Hilton
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