Transformers 3 titled “Transformers: The Dark of the Moon”

Transformers 3, also known as “shit too many people will waste their money on,” has an official title: Transformers: The Dark of the Moon. The word “side” could not be reached for comment regarding its exclusion. The new film will reportedly begin with scenes taking place on the moon, and avid uhh… Trahards (Trannies?) should be able to piece together on which half that will be.

In related news, Gilmore girls star Keiko Agena is set to take on a small role in the newly titled film. Lane Kim herself is playing Frances McDormand’s on-screen assistant. I wonder if she had to do anything objectifying for Michael Ba to get the job.

Source: /film
Image: Source material from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, copyright Paramount Pictures.