Tiger Woods scandal finally amuses me slightly

Howard Stern has finally found a way to make this boring-as-shit Tiger Woods scandal mildly amusing to me. The satellite radio personality has organized a Beauty Pageant for Woods’ alleged mistresses, to be held March 10.

Stern initially announced that he would go through with the idea for a pageant if at least four women agreed to compete, and so far, that’s how many have stepped forward. There are still plenty more potential candidates though, so far, thirteen ladies have been identified in the press. Tiger’s main mistress, Rachel Uchitel, is unable to compete due to a settlement with the golfer, but her friends are hoping to get her in via cardboard stand-in.

Tiger’s ladies will compete in front of judges in categories like “swimsuit,” “personality,” and “talent,” with the hopes of taking home the $100 000 prize. The award money is being supplied by AshleyMadison.com, a dating site which assists people in conducting discreet affairs.

Stern is hoping to bring Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren in as a judge for the contest, but she, shockingly, hasn’t responded.

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