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42-year-old New Jersey resident Donna Simpson has a mission in life. It’s a difficult goal with many strong competitors, but she’s determined. She’s seeking to become the world’s fattest woman.

Simpson currently weighs over 600 ground-crushing pounds, but her goal is to reach the 1 000 pound threshold within the next two years. Donna’s favourite food is sushi, but she loves cakes and doughnuts as well. The land whale tries moving as little as possible to avoid burning calories, but finds chasing her young daughter around gets in the way.

Donna needs to eat 12 000 calories a day to reach her goal, compared with the 2 000 the average woman should eat, and that can be costly. The blubber monster runs a website where men pay to watch her eat to help cover the $750 weekly grocery bill.

Lucky for Donna, she has a supportive long-term partner named Philippe who encourages her to gorge herself. Philippe weighs a mere 150 pounds, and he met his rotund beauty on a plus-size dating site.

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