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Steve Urkel: alleged breast abuser

July 12, 2010 News 3 Comments

The actor who played personal childhood hero Steve Urkel, Jaleel White, is under investigation because he might have punched his lady friend in the breast. (Or as TMZ puts it, “breast implant.” Yeah, I’m pretty sure it was in her breast at the time).

The supposed victim also claimed that Jaleel slapped her and pushed her into a toilet. A representative for White denies the accusation, and has stated “There was absolutely no battery… no abuse… and the incident never happened.”

It remains to be seen who’s telling the truth here. It might be that Stefan Urquelle is being unfairly blamed as part of a custody battle, as his rep also claims.

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