Star Wars fragrances exist for some reason

Two official and limited edition Star Wars fragrances are now available.

Straight from the bottomless neck-pouch of George Lucas comes Slave Leia Perfume, which is said to be “More powerful than a thermal detonator yet more comfortable than a metal bikini!” This perfume’s bottle has a metal chain hanging off of it resembling the one Leia wore while held captive by Jabba the Hutt. It’s hard to say what her highness smelled like while imprisoned by a giant space slug, but my guess is something like vagina. They don’t call her Lay-ah for nothing.

Men also get a cologne, it’s Eau Lando. You’ll be smellin’ like a felon with this scent, “Because a suave pirate-turned-respectable businessman deserves the best the galaxy has to offer.”

Kirk always got a laid a lot more than anyone in Star Wars, I’ll stick with Tiberius.

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