Scarlett Johansson is single

Image: U.S. federal government.

Poor Ryan Reynolds, that headline writes itself.

Queen Hotness of the Universe Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have ended their relationship. That means the star of two of my six favourite films (Lost in Translation and Ghost World) is available for wooing. The pair were married for two years.

A special message to Scarlett: If you’re looking for another Canadian, one with about 8 less chiseled abs to contend with, you let me know.

In vaguely related news that should help pad the word count of this post, Johansson’s Ghost World co-star Thora Birch has been fired from an off-Broadway production of Dracula. Her father/manager supposedly threatened one of the other actors in the play.