Prepare for stupidity: Transformers 3 filming locations chosen

Not content with his savage rape of the human spirit, not to mention the intelligence of every film-going person on Earth, Michael Bay is moving forward on production of Transformers 3. The new insult to audiences will have “big action sequences” filmed in Chicago and Moscow.

This information may not be especially revealing, considering Revenge of the Fallen had scenes taking place in Asia that were filmed in Pennsylvania, but the Moscow location in particular sounds like it might be an indication of plot.

It would be too much to ask of humanity to have wizened up enough since the last Transformers to avoid this new film, so let’s just hope Bay can refrain from including robotic scrote this time.

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