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No charges for Urkel, free to stalk your daughter once more

July 18, 2010 News No Comments

We reported earlier in the week that Family Matters star Jaleel White was under investigation for allegedly punching his child’s mother in the breast. Well, the LAPD has found there to be an absence of evidence, no case will be pursued.

White’s representatives had been claiming the accusations were part of an anti-Urkel ploy designed to win a custody battle.

The news comes as a great relief to me. Urkel was a childhood hero.

[source] Thanks, kontrhovercie!

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