New sex education game squares players off against penis-armed super-villain

The teenage years of a person’s life can be a difficult, confusing time. Young men face embarrassing random erections, ladies, the terror of that first period. For those unfortunate enough to sprout penis-arms during puberty, it is a time that may be so difficult they become Luchador-mask-wearing super villains.

Luckily, a new internet Flash game from Ontario health officials has been created to guide young folks, who may find the sex education offered in school and from parents lacking, through the trials and tribulations of sexual activity. The game consists of a series of true/false questions, but is dressed up as a super-hero fight against the evil Sperminator, the aforementioned penis-armed villain.

Players begin by choosing one of four characters to play as: “a man with a condom helmet named Captain Condom; a virgin named Wonder Vag; a boy named Willy the Kid who believes size doesn’t matter or Power Pap, a sexually active gal.”

When you answer a question, Sperminator ejaculates at you, and if you got it right, you deflect his devious sperm back at him using a condom shield.

I never thought I’d see video game bukkake anywhere outside of hentai games.

Game and learn at the same time (NSFW): Adventures in Sex City

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