Morgan Webb hates Mario Galaxy all over again

I hate Morgan Webb. I well and truly hate her. She is aggravating beyond compare and an utterly embarrassing presence in games journalism.

The woman hates Mario Galaxy 2, and for all the wrong reasons. In a recent Feedback session over at G4 (her insanity starts in at about 24:30), Webb decided to go on a 90s-style anti-Nintendo “kiddy” trip. She exclaimed the game “looks too cartoony for me,” and went so far as to announce “I’m not four.” She says she loves platformers, and supposedly loves Mario as much as anyone, but that the second highest rated game of all time isn’t adult enough for her.

I made Morgan Shameful Human of the Week back in November of 2009 when she trolled lovers of the first Galaxy hard by claiming it was “aimed so much for kids,” that she prefered Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time. It seems the release of its sequel was an unmissable chance for more poorly argued ranting.