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Lou Dobbs surrenders

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Lunatic conspiracy theorist, racist, and blowhard buffoon Lou Dobbs has resigned from CNN. Dobbs surrendered following a whirlwind of attention over the last few months for clinging to and promoting the “birther” Obama conspiracy as well as insisting that he and his wife had been shot at in their home. The shooting was actually a result of local hunters with poor aim, rather than what Dobbs had claimed, that it was a targeted attack in response to his position on immigration.

These two more recent stories follow years of wacky Dobbs ranting on illegal immigrants and “Communist China.” You see, in the world of Lou Dobbs, illegal immigrants are taking over the United States, and must be stopped through sheer hatred. China, which Lou always reminds his viewers and listeners is “communist” by prefixing the word to the nation’s name, is apparently nearing a total and utter takeover of the planet.

Dobbs was named Shameful Human of the Week here at Shufflingdead July 26th, 2006.

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