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Jamie Jungers wins Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant

March 11, 2010 News No Comments

I can’t promise that this will be the last time I talk about this boring Tiger Woods scandal, but I sure hope it is.

Howard Stern held his Mistress Beauty Pageant, and three of Tiger’s ladies showed up to be judged by a panel of experts. Four had originally pledged participation, but one apparently dropped out, it’s not clear who that was or why she didn’t show. In any case, the judging, ogling, and objectification carried on for over an hour and a half before Stern and his panel finally came to a conclusion.

Loredana Jolie came in third place, Jaimee Grubbs got second, and Jamie Jungers finished first, taking home $75 000 in prize money from pageant sponsor AshleyMadison.com.

A tearful Jamie Jungers seemed truly moved by her win, stating “I just feel blessed” before thanking God. She says she plans to help move her family with the money.

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