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James Cameron promotes furryism over logic: why Na’vi have breasts

February 26, 2010 News No Comments

If you think about it, it doesn’t make much sense for Avatar‘s Na’vi to have breasts, does it? After all, they’re not mammals, and although it’s not impossible that they might lactate, it seems unlikely considering their multi-use queues would probably handle a separate but comparable act. Come to think of it, do they even have nipples? Well, James Cameron has decided to address the issue, although not in a fashion that will enlighten inquiring fan artists seeking to accurately represent the functionality of Neytiri’s tits. In an upcoming episode of Inside the Actor’s Studio, Cameron explained it’s:

Because this is a movie for human people.

Well thanks a lot Jim! Can I insert Neytiri into my giant-lactating-blue-women fantasies or not? I guess furries ultimately benefit from the decision fairly massively, breast-less Na’vi would have been a little less arousing and a little more scary I suspect, but it would be nice if Cameron could give the ‘spergers a Star-Warsian explanation.

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