Get all the green chicks you can handle with Star Trek fragrances
We are all far too familiar with the Trekkies’ great struggle to achieve that most elusive of final of frontiers, human copulation. Luckily, a new line of scents should help out even the most stalwart of basement dwellers, welcome to Genki Wear’s “Star Trek Fragrances.”
Men can try out “Tiberius” if they want to experience the benefits of “a casual yet commanding cologne spiked with freshness and sensuality.” They may also get a little more adventurous with the scent of “Red Shirt,” “made for the young, modern man of the galaxy who doesn’t hesitate; who revels in being alive today.”
Women can harness the raw sexual energy of a Vulcan in heat with “Pon Farr.” It is said that this perfume “is all you need to drive your man (or men) wild.”
[...] Kirk always got a laid a lot more than anyone in Star Wars, I’ll stick with Tiberius. [...]