Call of Duty: Black Ops Breaching Handheld Market
It seems that Treyarch is not content with Call of Duty’s ability to inspire frustrated rage throughout the gaming industry using home consoles alone, and have announced that the upcoming Call of Duty: Black Ops will available on the Nintendo DS. Black Ops for the DS will feature many of the same game modes, including single-player, two-player co-op, and online competition for up to six players. The best part of this being that there are only five assholes killing me, instead of 10 like in the console versions.
Gamers are advised to treat this game like a live grenade. Put some body armor on your sanity for this one.

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