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Call of Duty 7 confirmed for 2010, to be set in Vietnam War

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Evil publishing empire Activision has confirmed that Call of Duty 7 will come out this year. The game will have a Vietnam War setting, and feature a character named Frank Barnes, a member of an elite military unit. The lazily written cast of characters reportedly also includes a fit black dude, an experienced white dude, and a Russian-born female CIA operative.

Not satisfied with their destruction of the Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero franchises, it seems Activision will continue to pump out this annualized series of shooters until the “silent majority” (otherwise known as the moron brigade) stops buying them.

Look forward to what will assuredly be a ridiculous, pro-war, pro-American re-writing of history this November.

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