Breasts: giver of life, arbiter of death
Has a woman ever given you grief for staring at her breasts? Has a woman ever put on her sweater and run away after catching you taking a peek? It turns out such ladies are terrible people and should feel bad. According to German researchers, spectating cleavage is healthy for men, and can extend life expectancy by four or five years.
It seems the excitement of gazing at titties improves blood flow, so much so that a 10-minute stare-down is the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics session. Next time your girlfriend catches you glancing around, explain that you’re trying to get in shape for her.
As shocking as this may seem, boobies are not all good news. British woman Claire Smedley nearly smothered her lover back in April with her set of 40LL breasts. She initially though her man’s flailing was a sign of his enjoyment, but he ended up blacking out under the suffocatingly massive mams.
Sources: Daily Chilli, The Med Guru
This must be why women have a longer life expectancy in general.
I spent the entire time “reading” this article staring at that picture.