February 8th, 2010 by 
If you’ve ever rubbed one out to Megan Fox, then you are a freak lover no different than the porn hounds scouring the net for triple-breasted-albino-shemales. It turns out the Transformers star and over-exposed victim of objectification has brachydactyly, a genetic trait which gives her short thumbs. The horror!
Megan Fox’s recent appearance in a Motorola Super Bowl commercial featured a close-up of her hand which wasn’t her hand at all, but actually the hand of a, well, hand model.
You can see Megan’s abhorred thumb in the image above. It’s a little stubby, but close enough to normal that the magazine that the picture ran in didn’t even bother to “fix” it in Photoshop.
Watch the commercial to goggle at the freak after the jump.
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