BREAKING: Kevin Jonas is an idiot

It is now being reported by fairly questionable sources that Kevin Jonas of famed virgins The Jonas Brothers has had post-marital sex and been disappointed by it. Jonas has been quoted as saying “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait… After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?”

Perhaps, Mr. Jonas, if you had attempted premarital sex, you would have discovered your sexual incompatibility with your now-wife. Or, perhaps, you would have gotten past that awkward first time and been able to start with awesome sex from the beginning. Or, maybe you would have realized that as great as sex is, it’s not worth agonizing over and denying yourself for years and then finally going through a massive ceremony to have.

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