Australia going to war against female sexuality

The Australian Government is broadening its pornography restrictions to ban small breasts and female ejaculation.

Senator Barnaby Joyce has proclaimed that porn featuring small-breasted women has a pedophilic insinuation which promotes the practice. That much of the porn in his country is being produced in the United States, where the age of participants is strictly regulated, is of no consequence.

Perhaps the Government of Australia has forgotten that women of all ages have small breasts, including, one would assume, many of the women in Australia. I can’t help but wonder what these politicians think of all the men banging flat-chested women at home, I suppose they’re all a bunch of wannabe-pedophiles, just tiding themselves over with legal (for now) tail. You never know who might be a pedophile; there could be one around any corner!

Once Australia’s taken care of the images of small-breasted women, they will really have to consider what to do with the small breasted women themselves. Afterall, they’re out there, just walking around with their small breasts, turning previously upstanding men into deplorable pedophiles. Surely, this cannot be tolerated. Next we’ll be hearing about mandatory breast enlargements at 18 with a C-cup minimum for all women.

The Australian government has also directed customs officials to prevent depictions of female ejaculation from entering the country. No specific reason has been given, although it’s probably because someone in power thinks it’s “yucky.” The targeted material is being banned by filing it under current rules in the Classification Guidelines, which outlaw “golden showers” and “abhorrent depictions.” The thought of women enjoying sex is apparently an unwelcome image to some.

Australia’s proposed internet filter will have to get a whole lot broader if it’s going to stop people from seeing these two, fairly mundane, facets of human sexuality.

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