Apple smuggles explosive device onto Tokyo train
Apple’s iPod is responsible for an eight minute delay of a Tokyo train following a self-destructive malfunction.
The rush hour train had to be held up while a mysterious smell was investigated. The culprit turned out to be a woman’s iPod, which apparently “burst apart.”
This amusing Apple blunder follows Steve “Great Dictator” Jobs being convinced to replace first generate iPod Nanos in Japan due to overheating batteries.

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