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Another dubious honour for Twilight: Taylor Lautner fan fiction reigns

July 19, 2010 News 1 Comment

I’m not exactly certain how my source arrived at this conclusion, but somehow, WattPad lists Taylor Lautner as the most written-about real-life person in fan fiction. Yes, a man who many confused youngsters believe can turn into a poorly CGI’d werewolf is the object of more gross, usually sexual, penned fantasies than anyone else.

The rest of the list includes Megan Fox, Dakota Fanning, Taylor Swift, Zac Efron, and a bunch of people I’ve never heard of. 5/10. Am I old and out of touch yet? The full list:

  1. Taylor Lautner
  2. Selena Gomez
  3. Chace Crawford
  4. Megan Fox
  5. Ian Somerhalder
  6. Dakota Fanning
  7. Ashley Greene
  8. Logan Lerman
  9. Taylor Swift
  10. Zac Efron

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