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Cock Wars 2011: Round #3: Nikola Tesla v. George Lucas v. Felicia Day v. Geoffrey Rush

March 31, 2011 Cock Wars No Comments

Whose johnson excels?

  • Nikola Tesla (55%, 11 Votes)
  • Felicia Day (30%, 6 Votes)
  • George Lucas (15%, 3 Votes)
  • Geoffrey Rush (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 20

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Nikola Tesla (BloodLark)

Image: Public domain.

Description: It is thought that Tesla had synaesthesia. He also had the astonishing ability to fully mentally build any of his inventions. He would never commit anything to paper before he had fully examined and proved a concept in his own mind. Tesla and Edison were adversaries since Tesla promoted AC and Edison was promoting DC. Tesla patented designs for AC motors, and things like a primitive radar device. Some of the ideas he worked on were a “death ray,” the wireless transmission of electricity, and energy shields. Tesla was definitely a man who could see well beyond the scope of his time.

Questions: What could Tesla have done if he had access to our level of technology?

Death: Died of heart failure in 1943

Quote: “I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success… Such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.”

George Lucas (MerrGe)

Description: George Lucas is an American producer, screenwriter, director and billionaire. He has been nominated for numerous Academy Awards and has won several life time achievement awards. He has donated millions to charities and has been credited on such movies as American Graffiti, Indiana Jones, The Land Before Time (yeah, the dinosaur one), and Labyrinth. Not enough for you? Well how about this:

THIS MAN CREATED STAR WARS. The movie series that revolutionized special effects, pop culture and the entire sci fi genre. The movie series that gave birth to some of the most badass characters in movie history (the man invented Darth Vader for cryin’ out loud!). The movie series that gave us some of the most awesome and recognizable sound tracks in history (did someone say Imperial March?). The movie series that gave us The Force, lighsabers, Death Stars, and The Dark Side. The movie series that brought science fiction back to the mainstream, and revitalized the entire genre to pave the way for all the other recent science fiction movies and tv series that probably would of never seen the light of day without it. And I’m sure that everyone who saw these movies when they were young remembers watching them for the first time. So lets show a little appreciation for the man that made this all possible, shall we?

Felicia Day (Newbs)

Description: Along with being an accomplished film, television, and commercial actor, Felicia Day is an internet superstar and geek goddess. She stars in The Guild, a popular web series which she also created and writes. She also played Penny in the great internet musical, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. Felcia starred in the most romantic commercial of all time.

Geoffrey Rush (BloodLark)

Description: Currently most commonly known as Captain Barbossa from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Rush has received attention for his role in The King’s Speech. He also has had several darker roles such as Stephen Price in House on Haunted Hill and the Marque de Sade in Quills. His acting ability has been acknowledged by several awards, such as an Oscar for his role in Shine.

Questions: Where else have I seen him?

Death: Not dead yet.

Quote: “When you get to tongue kiss Kate Winslet and get paid for it, you say: I’ll sign!”

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