Cock Wars 2008: Revenge of the Wang FAQ

What is Cock Wars?
Cock Wars is the ultimate battle for supremacy in the universe.

How does it work?
I post polls on the forums, you vote for who you think is the most awesome in each, the winner moves on to the next round. Polls will run for a full week, and, until the final, four will be posted at a time. The first four polls will open Monday, March 24, those polls will be closed the following Monday, when four new polls will open.

Who is eligible for Cock Wars 2008?
Basically any real person or fictional character ever is a viable contestant. Historical figures, real or fake company mascots, movie characters, comic book characters, book characters, tv show hosts, video game characters, etc. Anybody you can think of! No repeats from Cock Wars 2006 or 2007 are allowed.

The full bracket will be viewable here.

How many contestants will there be?
64 contestants, with four entrants per poll.

How long will it last?
Less than two months!

Can I spam the poll or otherwise cheat?
Fuck no. The polls are being conducted on the forums this year, which means only registered members can vote, and only once. I personally accept and decline all new registrants to the forums, so I’ll know if you’re trying to register extra accounts just to cheat.

When does it start?
Monday, March 24, 2008.

Will I hate you, this website, and humanity when this is all over?
Without a doubt.

Anything else?
I will post the polls in the Cock Wars 2008 forum, the threads will be linked to from the front page, but you must register a forums account to vote. Since the polls are also forums threads, you can post promotional items, and bitch merrily as the polls run.