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Cock Wars: Round #17: Barney Stinson v. Princess Leia v. Nikola Tesla v. Jack Sparrow

April 28, 2011 Cock Wars 3 Comments

Whose johnson excels?

  • Princess Leia (32%, 9 Votes)
  • Barney Stinson (29%, 8 Votes)
  • Jack Sparrow (25%, 7 Votes)
  • Nikola Tesla (14%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 28

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Currently there are "3 comments" on this Article:

  1. Tyler says:

    Wasn’t Tesla a virgin?

    • Weskimo says:

      Just because someone doesn’t use their cock in the conventional manner doesn’t mean he doesn’t have mammoth cock value. For all we know, he used his as a kickstand.

  2. badjokebob says:

    more likely as a radio antenna

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