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Cock Wars 2011: Round #12: Boba Fett v. Odo v. Richard Castle v. Ralph Fiennes

April 14, 2011 Cock Wars No Comments

Whose johnson excels?

  • Boba Fett (38%, 8 Votes)
  • Odo (29%, 6 Votes)
  • Richard Castle (29%, 6 Votes)
  • Ralph Fiennes (5%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 21

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Boba Fett (Newbs)

Image: Lucasfilm.


Description:
Boba Fett had a hard childhood. He is a clone who was raised by Jango Fett as a son. This sole source of positive emotional connection was ended by the loose canon Mace Windu during the Clone Wars when Boba was still a child, a murder by decapitation which Boba witnessed firsthand. Fett went on to be a fearsome bounty hunter himself, tracking the Millennium Falcon for the Empire and later taking the frozen-in-carbonite Han Solo to Jabba the Hutt to collect a bounty.

Odo (BloodLark)

Image: CBS Paramount.

Origin: As a young Changeling he was shot out into space, he was then discovered in 2337.

Notable Contribution: Being a Changeling, one of Odo’s favourite pastimes is shifting into different objects, creatures, and surfaces. Every 16 hours Odo must return to his liquid state and prefers to relax in his bucket. As Chief of Security both under the Cardassian Occupation and Federation administration Odo is well known for being reliable and very good at his job. Odo has a long-time rival in Quark, the fact that Odo knows that Quark is always up to something is part of what makes Quark a good source of criminal information. Odo had a fairly active love life, he married Lwaxana Troi, had a fling with a female shape shifter, and had a long time crush but short time relationship with Kira NeNerys.

Questions: Just exactly how well can he shift (if you know what I mean)?

Death: Returned to the Great Link in 2375

Quote: “Laws change depending on who’s making them, but justice is justice.”

Richard Castle (BloodLark)

Image: ABC.

Notable Contribution: Writing such wonderful books as Storm Rising and Storm’s Break. He has been recently working on books starring his inspired character Nicky Heat. While having a teenage daughter and two previous marriages, Castle is still quite the lady’s man. He also tends to still have flings with his first ex-wife, whom he refers to as a “deep fried Twinkie.” Castle got permission to work with the police to help inspire his next set of novels. At first Beckett resents this paring but over time grows to appreciate Castle’s inventive and unusual way at looking at murders.

Questions: Has anyone read Heat Wave?

Death: To be determined

Quote: Did you know in the original Greek, “tragedy” literally means “goat song”? I know, doesn’t make any sense to me either, but whatever that first story was, I can’t help but think, bad things must have happened to that goat…

Ralph Fiennes (BloodLark)

Origin: Born 1962.

Notable Contribution: Been in fantastic and critically acclaimed movies like Schindler’s List, The English Patient, Red Dragon, and the Harry Potter series. He has also been in a couple bombs like The Avengers and Maid in Manhattan. He is well known for playing deep characters. Unfortunately, while he has been nominated several times he has yet to win an Academy Award.

Questions: What will he do after Harry Potter?

Death: Yay not yet!

Quote: “I’m sure acting is a deeply neurotic thing to do.”

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