Cock Wars 2010 Summation

Cock Wars 2010: The Dong Strikes Back began humbly, with an extended period of nominating which ultimately led to 64 noble contestants. From there, battlers entered in groups of four, and were eliminated three at a time. Noble warriors like Worf, Miyamoto, and Osaka were knocked out in the first round.

As the first round came to a close, it seemed this would truly be Stargate‘s year. Jack O’Neill, Daniel Jackson, Rodney McKay, and Teal’c all moved on to the second round.

The quadrant championships were hard fought, and what was sixteen became four. Greats like Sulu and Bourne were knocked out by the likes of Jack O’Neill, Megatron, V, and Rodney McKay.

The final battle lasted a week, with an initial round of voting resulting in an inconclusive tie between Rodney McKay and V. Those two moved on to a single day run-off in which the most loyal of voters registered their allegiances. In the end, McKay took the poll by a single vote, and became the 2010 Cock Wars Champion.