Cock Wars 2010: Quadrant Championships

With the preliminary round of voting now complete, Cock Wars 2010: The Dong Strikes Back heads into the Quadrant Championships round. Of the 64 original contestants, 16 heroes of dong remain. Who will move on? Who will survive to defend the value of his pipe laying? Only you.

The polls for this mighty competition of poll are now open, and your input can be input right here. For more on this important piece of pop culture cluster-fuckery, see the FAQ, and check out the battle bracket.

Alpha Quadrant

Saul Tigh v. Dr. Horrible v. Beetlejuice v. Jack O’Neill. Re-examine the descriptions here.

Beta Quadrant

Megatron v. Terror v. Daniel Jackson v. Jack Skellington. Re-examine the descriptions here.

Gamma Quadrant

Sulu v. Rodney McKay v. Most Interesting Man in the World v. Tyranids. Re-examine the descriptions here.

Delta Quadrant

Jason Bourne v. Terrans v. V v. Teal’c. Re-examine the descriptions here.