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Cock Wars 2010: Final Battle

May 11, 2010 Cock Wars No Comments

The Quadrant Championships have been completed, and Cock Wars 2010: The Dong Strikes Back now “heads” into its final round. From 64 initial contestants, down to 16 in the Quadrant Championships, we now have our four dong-awesome finalists. Who will win, you decide.

The polls for this mighty competition of poll are now open, and your input can be input right here. For more on this important piece of pop culture cluster-fuckery, see the FAQ, and check out the battle bracket.

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